nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
this hospital has no fireball
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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