his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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