Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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