nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
