he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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