Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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