Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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