I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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