I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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