Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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