covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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