just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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