so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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