it was like his penis was on wheels.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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