seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
do herpes really smell.
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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