ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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