I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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