My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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