Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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