so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Randomize
