Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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