grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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