I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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