I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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