Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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