I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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