how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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