Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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