did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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