STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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