so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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