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(512): View more from Texas

a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk

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(631): View more from New York

I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on

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(914): View more from New York

Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc

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(509): View more from Washington

There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.

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(818): View more from California

you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?

(661): View more from California

i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.

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