Whod you bang
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Randomize
