Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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