started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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