ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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