ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just blew my weed a kiss
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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