i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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