arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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