My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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