Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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