just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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