with your own penis?
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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