so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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