What did we do last night that was yellow?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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