you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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