he thought i was a dude.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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