i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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