she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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