Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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